1 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:16,410 I bet we've been together for a million years. 2 00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:21,570 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 3 00:00:23,070 --> 00:00:27,290 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we did. 4 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:32,850 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 5 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:38,250 What would we do, baby, without us? 6 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:46,150 What would we do, baby? Without us And there 7 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:52,750 ain't no nothing We can't love each other through What would we do, baby 8 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:57,650 Without us Sha la la la 9 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,280 Lisa, I can't believe all this luggage. There shouldn't be more suitcases than 10 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,280 members of the family. 11 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:14,220 I'm not going to break this to you, Stephen, but these are Mallory's. Ours 12 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:15,220 still upstairs. 13 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,120 Okay, ready to go. 14 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,680 Let's hit those slopes. 15 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,720 Mallory, where are your skis? 16 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,800 Skis? Why would I bring skis? It's a ski trip. 17 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:28,720 Oh, that's the outdoor part, Mom. 18 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,660 Let's not forget the great indoors. 19 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,520 Parties, boys, games, boys. 20 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:36,460 I'll get your skis. 21 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:39,180 Are you going to ski with me this year, Alex? 22 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,240 No way, Jennifer. I tried skiing with you last year, and it didn't work out. 23 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,940 I'll stay on the bunny slope with you this time. 24 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,340 I promise. 25 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:51,200 You said last year, and then as soon as we got up there, you dragged me off to 26 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,300 Dead Man's Gulch. 27 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:54,440 Why do you always have to ski the top? 28 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,040 Because it's there. 29 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,840 Okay, this should do it. 30 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,000 Everybody grab a bag or two and let's... 31 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:49,809 Good to me. 32 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:53,210 Maybe we could open up a few Christmas presents early. Now you're talking my 33 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:54,210 kind of Christmas. 34 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:58,130 I don't know. I'm against it. 35 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:01,610 Tradition says you don't open presents until Christmas morning. 36 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,710 Hey, does that be blue one for me? 37 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:07,610 Keep your tiny little hands off that. That's my present to Mom. 38 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:11,390 Stephen, I want you to open this one first. It's for me to you. 39 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:13,250 Well, really, it's for the whole family. 40 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:20,920 Trash compactor. 41 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,400 Photo album. 42 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:29,180 And unless I missed my guess, it's a brand new camera to go along with it. 43 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,460 No, no camera. 44 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:33,640 Oh, just an album, huh? No camera? 45 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,080 Just the album. 46 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:38,720 Don't you remember we said we were going to be creative this year and make gifts 47 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,420 instead of spending a lot of money Christmas shopping? 48 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:43,480 I know we said it. I just didn't know we meant it. 49 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,300 Why don't you open the album? 50 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,060 Hey, Peace Corps pictures. 51 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,620 have a trash compactor. 52 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:56,720 Where'd you dig these up? Well, that's the surprise. The whole album is filled 53 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,360 with pictures from the time that we met until the present. Oh, thank you, honey. 54 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,460 That's very sweet. 55 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,880 Hey, look. There's one of Alex as a baby. 56 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:06,500 Why is he wearing a tie? 57 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 It's a bee. 58 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,760 Alex wearing bees? 59 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,220 I want this one enlarged. 60 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:14,140 Hey, look. 61 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:16,480 It wasn't my choice to be born in Africa. 62 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:29,590 Me too. 63 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:35,030 Oh, I'm sorry. 64 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:36,430 Are you okay? 65 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:38,770 Yeah, is it hot or is it just me? 66 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,250 Oh, 67 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:43,630 it's 109. 68 00:04:43,770 --> 00:04:44,770 It's just you. 69 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:48,570 Did you have him to hear the weather forecast for tomorrow? 70 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:49,890 I did, Elise. 71 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:51,490 It's going to cool off a little tomorrow. 72 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:55,370 They say the old mercury will be dipping down to about 105. 73 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,840 Humidity should be about minus 14. 74 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:02,780 Is this at least a record -breaking drought we're living through? 75 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,960 No, there was a longer one last year. 76 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,140 In fact, this is still last year's drought. 77 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,260 Sorry I brought it up. 78 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,700 Shouldn't talk about it. The more I talk about it, the more it bothers me. 79 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:15,400 You're right. Let's not bring up the drought again. 80 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,740 Dry enough for you? 81 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:24,660 I'm sorry, Lise. The drought is really starting to get to me. 82 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:28,750 It's not just me either. I saw a camel buying an airline ticket. 83 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:34,890 Look, look, Max, it's not that bad. And don't forget, tomorrow the villagers are 84 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:36,130 doing that big rain dance. 85 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,190 I'm glad you told me I was going to wash my car. 86 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:44,290 Look, we can't let them go through with this rain ceremony, can we? Why not? It 87 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:45,290 sounds fascinating. 88 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:46,570 No, it's ridiculous. 89 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:51,010 Look, I want to see the end to this drought as much as the next man, but... 90 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:56,200 We can't have the people going off and performing some crazy ritual that 91 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,100 perpetuates superstition and fear. 92 00:05:58,380 --> 00:05:59,239 Why not? 93 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Gives me the willies. 94 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:05,140 There's something to be said for their way of life as it is now. You know, they 95 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:10,200 live in harmony with nature. They have a close, intimate connection to the land. 96 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:15,020 You can't take that away and just give them a toaster oven and an alarm clock 97 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:16,020 and return. 98 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,300 How about we throw in some flashlights? Some of those guys get a big kick out of 99 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,300 that stuff. 100 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,380 Can I ask you a personal question, Lex? 101 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:25,740 Yeah, sure. 102 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,600 Why did you choose Africa as the place to do your Peace Corps service? 103 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,480 I didn't. My first choice was Miami Beach. 104 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,480 I mean, why did you join at all? 105 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,840 Oh, um... It was Kennedy's speech, I guess. 106 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,700 It really inspired me. 107 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,280 It made me ask not what my country could do for me, 108 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:53,960 But rather, ask not what my country... have done, could 109 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,580 do, or I could do. 110 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:57,900 Oh! 111 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,660 Hey, it's a tough speech to remember. 112 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,460 Here comes the baby scream. 113 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,960 Oh! I want to take that as a yes. 114 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,480 Max, can we go get Dr. Ellis, please? Sure. 115 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,560 Okay, honey, hold on. I'm coming. 116 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,700 You know, I think I remember it now. It's ask not what your country... 117 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:18,629 You okay? 118 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:21,050 It's fine. I'm just a little nervous. Okay, okay. 119 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:22,490 Just relax. 120 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:25,070 Try to take your mind off this. 121 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:26,430 Oh, okay. 122 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:30,030 So, uh, read any good books lately? 123 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,970 Oh! Forget books. 124 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,190 What about movies? 125 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,470 We haven't seen a movie in ten months, Stephen. 126 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:38,810 Elise, do you realize what's going to happen? 127 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:40,250 We're going to have a baby. 128 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:41,550 I know. 129 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,770 It doesn't feel real. 130 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:44,110 It does from here. 131 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:49,870 It's raining! 132 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:51,670 Come on out here! 133 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:53,590 I'm busy, Steven! 134 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,230 Oh, it's a miracle! 135 00:07:59,070 --> 00:08:00,670 Oh, let me have a sip of your sleeve. 136 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,450 I'm gonna be a mother, Elise. 137 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:09,490 I mean, we're not both gonna be a mother. 138 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,490 One of us will be the mother. 139 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:13,550 The other one will be the father. 140 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:15,370 I'll be the mother, okay? 141 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:20,160 I don't want to be the kind of father who says, do this. 142 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,260 Don't do that. Eat all your peas. 143 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,240 Eat all my peas. 144 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,460 I think we should treat him or her as an autonomous individual. 145 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,000 A unique personality. 146 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,500 A one and only. What? 147 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:35,260 Please shut up. 148 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:39,179 You look beautiful. 149 00:08:39,659 --> 00:08:40,659 So do you. 150 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,240 What a day. 151 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:46,120 Let's try to remember every detail. 152 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,800 I don't think it'll be easy to forget. 153 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,300 So what happened next? 154 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,740 I don't remember. Do you, Liz? No. 155 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,020 Well, of course I remember. Dr. Ellis came in and pretty soon Alex was born. 156 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:05,160 Made a pretty big hit over there, too. Everyone thought he was so cute. 157 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,520 Must have been the heat. 158 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,500 Where are Max? 159 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:11,360 He lives in Miami Beach. 160 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,980 Runs Max's Kosher African Deli. 161 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,880 Closed on Saturdays in Nigerian bank holidays. 162 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:20,010 Boy, am I glad I was born right here in the USA. 163 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:23,330 I'd hate to think I started life someplace where they'd never heard of a 164 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,269 clearance sale. 165 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,130 Oh, no. When you were born, there were other problems. 166 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,010 There's one. 167 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,690 Well, Mrs. Keaton, you are definitely in labor. 168 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,450 Lucky for you, I majored in labor relations. 169 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:42,390 See, that's the play on the word labor. 170 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:44,130 It's a joke. 171 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:46,290 I know it's a joke. I didn't think it was funny. 172 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:47,970 I won't belabor it. 173 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:50,650 That's one, too. 174 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:51,970 No, it isn't. 175 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,950 Nurse, could you ask Mr. Keaton to come in, please? 176 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,950 You're in the very earliest stages of labor. I think it's going to be a while. 177 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:01,069 How long do you think? 178 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,250 Your guess is as good as mine. 179 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,430 Yours is supposed to be better. 180 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,550 Is everything okay, doctor? 181 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:10,350 Well, I've got this pulled muscle in my leg, but other than that, I'm fine. 182 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,570 Now I see why you two get along. 183 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:16,910 What do you two do for laughs? 184 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,110 Oh, I see what you do for laughs. 185 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:22,010 Why don't I start all over? 186 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:23,289 I'm Dr. 187 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,870 Waxman. Stephen Keaton. Nice to meet you. Your wife is doing just fine. Oh, 188 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:28,270 great. Wait a minute. 189 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:29,950 Wait a minute. 190 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:31,410 Stevie Keaton? 191 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,670 Camp Cuyahoga, right? 192 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:38,310 Hey, don't you remember me? I'm Larry Waxman. 193 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:39,970 Larry Waxman? 194 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:41,950 Crazy, Larry! 195 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480 Ready? Ready. 196 00:10:58,060 --> 00:11:04,280 We'll be going to Cuyahoga when we go. When we go. When we get there, we'll be. 197 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,120 It's just that I don't get to sing that song too often. You can sing anything 198 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,120 you want tomorrow. 199 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,840 You can record it tomorrow. 200 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,340 No. 201 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,800 Steve, I want you to know this baby stuff is easy. You've got nothing to 202 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,320 about it. It's a breeze, routine procedure. 203 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,080 You're going to pull through this just fine. I know. It's my second baby. 204 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,700 Really? It's my first. 205 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:56,899 seems to be okay. 206 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,880 You feel all right, honey? Yeah, I'm fine. What about the test? 207 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,060 You don't need a test. You're pregnant, I'm sure of it. 208 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:08,400 Steven has a poly -sci finally in about 20 minutes. Oh. I can skip it. You can't 209 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,780 skip it. You can't leave here. 210 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,980 Steve, it's gonna be a while. It could be hours. 211 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,400 It could be tomorrow. 212 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:17,520 I think you should go. I'd feel better if you did. I'll be fine. 213 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,880 You sure? 214 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,340 Yeah. Steve, you go take that final. 215 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,500 Cuyahoga guys don't skip finals. 216 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:27,610 All right. You sure it's okay? 217 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:30,090 I'm sure, baby. I'll be back just as soon as I can. 218 00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:34,510 Hey, remember when they showed us the movie Psycho? Oh, sure. That's what made 219 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:35,510 me want to be a doctor. 220 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,760 named Crazy Larry? 221 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,760 That explains a lot. 222 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:02,620 Did Dr. Crazy hear you call for him, Mommy? Yeah, and the funny thing was he 223 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,200 turned out to be a terrific doctor. 224 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,020 How did you do on the police side test, Dad? 225 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:13,060 Not too well. For name the Bolshevik leaders, I put Mallory if it's a girl, 226 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,100 Lennon if it's a boy. 227 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,080 I got partial credit. 228 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,480 Boy, it's coming down worse than ever. 229 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,510 Oh, great. Now we're going to be stuck here together. 230 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,750 I don't think stuck is the appropriate word, Alex. 231 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:26,090 Okay, trapped. 232 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:30,150 Dad, it's light flurries, that's all. We can make it. 233 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:32,730 I can't even see the car from here. 234 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,350 Dad, you don't understand. 235 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:39,050 Donny Hayes is up there waiting for me. His family went last night. 236 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:42,270 Mallory, you don't want your whole family to risk their lives just so you 237 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,150 meet Donny Hayes, do you? No. 238 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,990 Maybe Alex could drive me. 239 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,770 Maybe we can open up a... A few more presents if we're going to be in all 240 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:52,789 Good idea. 241 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:57,770 Okay. Merry Christmas, Mallory. Thank you, Jennifer. 242 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:08,230 Oh, that's great. 243 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:18,450 It's a very nice, woolen, all -purpose, practical gift. 244 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,610 It's a hat. I made it myself. 245 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:22,890 No kidding. 246 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:28,090 That's great. I wish I had a hat like that. You do. 247 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,230 Oh, I changed my mind. I love it. 248 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,930 Well, I think it's beautiful, Jennifer. 249 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,130 Thank you. 250 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:42,910 Well, I've got something that I'd like to give now. 251 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:44,970 It's for you, Elise. 252 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,040 Should I take it back? Don't you dare. 253 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,460 A flute! Oh, Stephen! I made it myself. 254 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,120 It's beautiful. 255 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,860 Mommy, I didn't know you could play the flute. 256 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,520 I've always wanted to learn. 257 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,160 Aren't there supposed to be holes in this? 258 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,460 I got a late start. 259 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,260 I'll give you the holes next year. 260 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,560 In a couple of minutes, they're going to be under the table. 261 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,100 Look, maybe you better tell us the story of when Jennifer was born. 262 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,660 Do you really want to hear it? 263 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,120 No, but it's probably the only way to stop the kissing. 264 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,800 Dr. Carroll, surgery, please. Uh -huh. This is interesting. 265 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,670 Childbirth can be described as four stages. 266 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,330 Defacement, dilation, transition, and expulsion. 267 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:50,130 These stages are accomplished by the muscular action of the uterus called 268 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,210 contractions. Which stage are you in, Elise? 269 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,590 I'm in pain, Stephen. 270 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:58,170 We're only on page 114. You shouldn't be in pain until page 156. 271 00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,790 Turn to page 156. 272 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,750 Uh, pain. 273 00:16:02,699 --> 00:16:04,760 They have discomfort. They don't have pain. 274 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,020 Write it in. 275 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,960 You know, most people don't cram for childbirth. 276 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,580 You see, she's way ahead of schedule. The baby wasn't due until next month. In 277 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,700 fact, we were on our way to vote when the contractions started. 278 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,660 Yeah, I really think we should have voted first. 279 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,120 I know what you mean. I think it's going to be a very close election, and our 280 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,780 votes could have put McGovern over the top. 281 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,760 Well, I just came from an XM victory party. 282 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,420 Does that give you any clue? 283 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,500 A little early to tell, isn't it? 284 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:37,240 Well, there's 1 % of the vote in, and McGovern's losing by a 6 to 1 margin. 285 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,160 1 %? What can you tell from that? 286 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:40,980 McGovern's hometown. 287 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:46,350 Shouldn't we get her into the delivery room? A delivery room's bound to open up 288 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,350 in a few minutes. We're very busy today. 289 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:51,230 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Should we come back next week? 290 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,490 Sarcasm is not called for. 291 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,510 Now I need some information. 292 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:59,930 Name? Oh, Jennifer if it's a girl, David if it's a boy. 293 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:03,070 Not the baby's name, sir. Oh, sorry. 294 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,470 Stephen Keaton. 295 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,089 Not your name, the patient's name. 296 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,390 Please, Keaton! 297 00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:09,470 Thank you. 298 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,010 Leave it four more years with that guy? 299 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,130 Hey, Dad, did you hear the good news? 300 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:20,109 Yeah, Alex, we heard. We're very happy for you. 301 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,869 Guess all my hard work paid off. 302 00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:26,050 Yeah, I think that last -minute mailing you sent out had some effect. 303 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,870 Sir, if those are your children, they must wait in the waiting room. 304 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,890 That's how the room got its name. 305 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,650 I know, that's what they were. Why don't you go on back now? 306 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:38,310 How are you feeling? 307 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800 Truman Shepard had puppies. 308 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,320 She had eight, and you're only going to have one. 309 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,040 It's not the same as a dog having puppies. 310 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,560 Is that why you're not having it in the garage? 311 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:58,300 Dr. Hanson, report to obstetrics, please. She's about eight centimeters. 312 00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,320 check on her delivery room. 313 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,720 Hi, Dr. Rogers, even. 314 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,680 Hi, Elise. How are you feeling? 315 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:07,720 Great. I don't think you've met Alex and Mallory. Hi, kids. 316 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,920 Hi. 317 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,840 Well, birth is a wondrous event, isn't it, kids? 318 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,050 The mystery of nature's miracles. 319 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,830 You must have a lot of questions about all this. 320 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,410 Yeah. How much do you make a year? 321 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,590 Alex, you were just leaving. 322 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:24,110 Right. 323 00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:31,250 Now, Alex, you look after Mallory, and we'll be back just as soon as we can, 324 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,930 we'll have a brand -new baby brother or baby sister for you to play with. 325 00:18:35,670 --> 00:18:36,950 I'm hoping for a brother. 326 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,770 I think I'd rather have a German shepherd. 327 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:46,460 Don't worry, Elise. We'll get you into a room in a minute. 328 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:47,980 How you doing? 329 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:52,100 Well, she started having some discomfort about two hours ago. We were in the 330 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,900 kitchen. That is, the kids and I were in the kitchen. Elise was upstairs getting 331 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,000 dressed. See, this is totally unexpected. 332 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,420 Not the baby, but tonight. 333 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,060 We haven't had a chance to vote. 334 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,660 The election's over, Stephen. 335 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,160 See that? 336 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,040 Irritability. She's right on schedule. 337 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,580 What comes after irritability? Let's try another breathing technique. 338 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,160 The one where you go like this. 339 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,880 They say you should do it in 4 -4 rhythm. 340 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,260 To the tune of Yankee Doodle. 341 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,640 Really, Elise, it's in the book. Here, look for yourself. 342 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,680 I'll give it a try. 343 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,900 Delivery room 4 is free now. 344 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,340 Let's go. 345 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:41,140 Okay, you're doing great, Elise. Now, during the next contraction, I want you 346 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,360 resist the urge to push. 347 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,960 It says here that to avoid pushing, you should relax and blow out as hard as you 348 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,740 can. That doesn't sound too tough. 349 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,920 Why don't you try it sometime? 350 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,520 Good. 351 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720 Two. 352 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,840 Slow it down. 353 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,580 Good. Oh, hello. Easy. 354 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,099 That was perfect. 355 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,080 I can't believe how well you're doing. 356 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:08,300 It's over the bed just now. Oh, well, thanks. But there's nothing to it. 357 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,200 Oh, yeah. 358 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,840 Oh, there must have been some kids. 359 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,660 Okay, Lee, start pushing. 360 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Push, push. 361 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,260 Good, good. 362 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,320 Oh, hey, I can see the baby's head. 363 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,260 I can't tell from the head. I don't see any ponytails or anything. 364 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,440 Push. 365 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,880 Push. 366 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,920 There you go. 367 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,510 You have a baby girl. 368 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,050 All right. 369 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:42,610 And then you opened your mouth and let out a big scream. 370 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,450 We haven't been able to shut you up since. 371 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,690 Yeah, it was really terrific having your daddy in the room with me, too. He was 372 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:49,690 such a big help. 373 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:52,850 So, Alex wanted Nixon. 374 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,790 Mallory wanted a puppy. 375 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,250 What did you want, Daddy? 376 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,590 Me? 377 00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,250 I just wanted one thing. 378 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:01,670 A healthy, beautiful child. 379 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,800 And that's what I got. Three times. 380 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,440 I'm a very lucky man. 381 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:09,740 Well, hey, as parents go, you two aren't so bad. 382 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200 Thank you. 383 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,460 Dan, here's a present from us kids. We didn't exactly make it, but... But we 384 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,080 worked hard to earn some extra cash. 385 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:22,160 And now that Ron's got inflation under control and our dollars are worth more, 386 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,820 we thought we'd stimulate the economy by buying an expensive American product. 387 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,440 However, we ran out... A little short in the liquid assets department. What he 388 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,620 means. His mom's put up the risk for the money. 389 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,080 Well, that's another way of saying it. 390 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:42,400 Merry Christmas. Oh, hey. 391 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,920 Oh, this is great. It's that new car. Oh, this is really fantastic. 392 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,360 Oh, thanks, everybody. 393 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,600 It's all loaded and ready to go, too. 394 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,840 I am so glad it snowed so hard. I've had such a good time looking at these old 395 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,480 photographs. Yeah, remembering all the glory years when I was still an only 396 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,480 child. 397 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,820 Do you still see Crazy Larry? 398 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,340 We visit him on weekends. 399 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:09,000 You know, this could turn out to be the best Christmas ever. 400 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,540 You're right, Dad. 401 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,220 And it's a really special night. 402 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:20,320 Christmas is a time for sharing those moments that are more precious than any 403 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,320 material gift. 404 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,960 It's a time which renews our spirits and makes us aware of the beauty that 405 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,240 surrounds us and of the beauty within us. 406 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,720 Jennifer, that's really lovely. 407 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,060 Yeah, but it's more effective with the wings. 408 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,300 Wings? 409 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:43,220 It's from a part of my school play. Remember? 410 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,420 I was a Christmas angel. You played an angel? 411 00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:50,350 It was either that or stick a tree branch on my head and be a reindeer. 412 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,650 Okay. Everybody in front of the tree. I'm going to take a Christmas portrait. 413 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:57,850 I got a timer on this thing. Okay. 414 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,090 Oh, what a great... Oh, get down. 415 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:01,249 Get in place. 416 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,670 Oh, everybody looks great. Get down. 417 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,490 I'm going to be right there. Okay. Great. 418 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:09,950 Okay. Come on, Dad. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Good. Wow. 419 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:11,670 What's happening? 420 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:12,810 Just a second. 421 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,900 I can get it. 422 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,560 All right. 423 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:24,200 One more time. Just give it one more time. 424 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,400 All right. 425 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,720 Everybody say Merry Christmas. 426 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,060 Merry Christmas. 427 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,500 Sit, Ubu, sit. 428 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:04,900 Good dog.